Choosing A Wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see
what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to
save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then,
he married the one with the biggest boobs (That’s the 1st gal).
It would have been better to pick the golf balls n bat though he doesn’t
know how to play golf or pick the last gal out of desperation.
Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they base their judgment
on. To be sincere, I don’t know who u would pick coz your base is
unpredictable. Go ahead n choose.

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