Sick Leave and The Blonde

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out." go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office... when my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, and where do you think you're going?!"

(You're gonna love this....)

She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

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