Shopping

A husband and wife are doing their grocery shopping at the local Tesco's. The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping trolley. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only £9.00 for 24 cans," he says.

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £25.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. "Whoa, what do you think you're doing?" asks the man.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.

The man replies, "So does the beer, and it's LESS THAN HALF THE PRICE!"

Submitted by Robert Webber
13 Jun, 2008

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