The years rolled by until eventually they reached their 50th wedding anniversary, the man turned to his wife and said :- "For all these years I have kept my promise and I have never looked in your box, don't you think I could look now?
"Well she said I don't suppose it will do any harm"
He opened the box and inside he found 2 eggs and £1000.
"Whats with the 2 eggs he asked?"
His wife replied "Well every time I was unfaithful to you I put an egg in the box"
He wasn't very happy about it but thought well twice in 50 years wasn't so bad.
"And what about the £1000 ?" he asked.
Well she said . "Every time I got to a dozen eggs I sold them".
Submitted by Tim Finch
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