The Teacher

A teacher in a one-room schoolhouse arrives one morning to  find a
nice red apple on her desk with a tag tied to it saying T.O.T. Knowing
that she had some not-so-nice pranksters in her class, she cautiously
asked 'Can someone explain what T.O.T. means?' Mary in the front row
raised her hand to explain it means 'To Our Teacher.'

 
The next morning the teacher finds a bigger and prettier apple than
the day before. This time there is a tag with T.O.T.W.L. written on
it. She asks for an explanation for this note and little Johnny  waves
his hand to explain 'That means 'To Our Teacher With Love'.

 
The next morning she arrives to find a great big watermelon sitting on
her desk with a tag saying 'F.U.C.K.' Her jaw drops and she screams
'Who can explain this?'

 

Little Buckwheat in the back row raises his hand and says, that means
'From Us Colored Kids'


Submitted by Phil Farmer
22 Sep, 2008


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