The teacher told them, "You are in first grade now and we do not talk 'baby talk' in my classroom. When I point to you, stand, tell me your name, and something you did this summer."
The first child stood, "My name is Jackie, I visited my Nanny."
The teacher said "That's great, but from now on we will say Grandmother. There is no 'baby talk' in the first grade."
The second child stood, "My name is Regina. I rode a choo choo this summer." The teacher replied, "That's good, but from now on we will say train. Remember, no 'baby talk' in first grade."
The third child stood, "My name is Frank and I read a book this summer." The teacher replied, "That's wonderful Frank! What book did you read?"
The little boy very proudly replied, "Winnie the Shit.
Submitted by Stephen Devereau
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