Ask the convict

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken in to his house the night before.

"You will get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"NO, no, no!", said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Submitted by Chieffreak
15 May, 2006

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