Herb's Winky

Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy  had to

confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she 

suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of

   a 12 year old. 

    He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo

 much

   However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that 

he had a deformity too. Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and  said

   'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you 

could deal 

  with that once we are married.' 

  She said,

 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size 

winky.'  

  ' Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the 

  honeymoon. Herb  whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching and  teasing, 

holding one another. 

  As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran 

  out of the room!  Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. 

  She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!' 

  'Yes, it is.... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long!'

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