Paddy And The Gamekeeper

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Paddy was stopped by the Gamekeeper at the local big-wigs estate recently with two buckets full of salmon. He was leaving a part of the river well-known for its fishing.

The Gamekeeper asked Paddy, Do you have a licence to catch those fish?

To be sure, sir, replied Paddy. I ain't got no fishin' license, because I not here after fishing! These here are my pet fish.

Pet fish?

Oh yes! Every night, I takes these fish down to the lake and let dem swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jumps right back into the bucket here and I takes 'em home.

That's bullsh*it! Fish can't do that.

Paddy looked at the gamekeeper intently for a moment and then said, I swear it's the truth, Mr. Gamekeeper. I'll show ya. Sure and it really works.

O.K., said the gamekeeper. I've got to see this!

Paddy poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the Warden said, Well?

Well, what? asked Paddy.

The gamekeeper asked: When are you going to call them back?

Call who back?

The FISH! yelled the gamekeeper.

What fish? asked Paddy.

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