Paddy went to the doctors and said "doctor I have this terrible pain up my arse."
"Drop your trousers Paddy", said the Doc. as he peered into Paddy's nether regions.
"Good grief Paddy", said the Doc "There's a lettuce up there".
"Is it serious" asked Paddy.
"I don't know Paddy, its only the tip of the iceberg".
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