Forgive your enemies.....

All  women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the  end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your  enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated  his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly  lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your  enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs.  Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she  replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front &  tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy  in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,  faced the congregation, and said:                                                                      


       'I  outlived the bitches.'       
   

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