A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?'
'I can cut them into quarters sir' says the chemist, 'but a quarter won't give you a full erection'
'I'm 96' says the old man, 'I don't have any use for an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers!'
Submitted by Phil Farmer
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