Raise in Salary!

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labor.; I work at
great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I
do.; I do not get weekends or public holidays off.; I
work in a damp environment.; I work in a dark workplace
that has poor ventilation. I work in high
temperatures.; My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, P. Niss

The Response;
Dear Penis:; After assessing
your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the
following reasons: You do not work 8 hours
straight.; You fall asleep after brief work periods.;
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often
seen visiting other locations. You do not take
initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.; You leave the workplace
rather messy at the end of your shift.; You don't
always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the Correct protective clothing.; You will retire
well before you are 65.; You are unable to work double
shifts.; You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task. And
if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.;

Sincerely, V. Gina;

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