Ku Klux Klan

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this     congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is     a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.     I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party     who did this to stand and ask forgiveness >From God and this Christian     Family.' No one moved.     The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is     a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel     glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.' Again all was quiet.     Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop     traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered     as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never     said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan . I simply told a couple of my     friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'     The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation     roared!

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