Love Letter From BP

Soooo True!!

Shhhhhh!!.......
Don't tell anyone...
... I'm gonna go down on you....
...And you're gonna love it...........
........But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it........
....Then I'm gonna come back up again and f*ck you BIG time.....

Lots of love,
B.P. Shell-Texaco
xxxx

Submitted by Sterriofonic63
24 Jul, 2008

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