The Nail

Maggie,  a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer. One morning,  on
his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to   Maggie, 'The insemination
man is coming over to impregnate one  of our cows today. I drove a nail into the
2 by 4 just above the  cow's stall in the  barn. You show him where the cow is
when he  gets here, OK?'
So then the farmer leaves for the  fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man  arrives and knocks on the  front
door. Maggie takes him  down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and
when  she  sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right  here.'

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just  might be another ditzy blonde,
the man asks, 'Tell me lady, how did  you know this is the cow to be bred?'

That's simple. By the  nail over its stall', Maggie explains very  confidently  .
Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'

 She  turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says,

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