Bending over to get a closer look, she accidentally passes gas.
Extremely embarrassed, she freezes for a few moments and then slowly straightens up and turns around to see whether anyone has noticed her little accident. Her worst fears are confirmed in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, the salesman greets the lady with a very professional, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Hoping against hope that he may just not have been there at the time of her little accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.'
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