Englishman, Irishman and a Scot all having a drink in the pub one November evening, suddenly the Scotsman surprises the entire room by offering to buy the entire pub a round of drinks, "It's my wee son's birthday today, and I was so proud of the wee chappie when he was born on St. Andrew's Day, that I called him Andrew!"
"Good Lord!" exclaimed the Englishman, "What a coincidence, my son George was born on April 23rd... St. George's Day!"
"Ah, 'tis a strange thing, dis coincidence," says the Irishman, "t'be sure, the same thing happened with my son Pancake!"
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