Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into
a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes
up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the
doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins.... a boy and a
girl. The
babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth and had to be
christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named
them. The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me
brother, he's a blomin' clueless idiot... Expecting the
worst, she asks the doctor,'Well, what's me
daughter's name?' 'Denise' says the doctor.
The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'Wow, that's a beautiful name,
I guess I was wrong about me brother', she thought....'I really
like
Denise Then she asks, 'What's the boy's name?' The
doctor replies 'Denephew'
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