Thought for the day
If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95 ...
With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50 ...
£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5 ....
BUT IF........
You bought £1000 worth of Tennent’s Lager one year ago, drank it all then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214 ...
So, based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle!
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