A Council job

 A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

 The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

 He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

 'Have you ever been in the services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

 The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points towards  employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

 The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles  off.'

 The interviewer tells the guy, 'O. K. In that case, I can hire you right  now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

 You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10 AM every  day.'

 The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why  don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '

 'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
 No point in you coming in for that.'

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