Cowboy Whisperer

Cowboy:  "That your dog?"
 
Indian:   "Yep."
 
Cowboy:  "Mind if I speak to him?"
 
Indian:  "Dog no talk."
 
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
 
Dog:  "Doin' all right."
 
Indian: (Look of shock!)
 
Cowboy:  "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)
 
Dog:   "Yep."
 
Cowboy:  "How's he treating you?"
 
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake 
   once a week to play."
 
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
 
Cowboy:  "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
 
Indian:  "Horse no talk."
 
Cowboy:  "Hey horse, how's it going?"
 
Horse:  "Cool."
 
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
 
Cowboy:  "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)
 
Horse:  "Yep."
 
Cowboy:   "How's he treating you?"
 
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and 
   keeps me in a lean-to to  protect me from the weather."
 
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
 
Cowboy:  "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
 
Indian:  "Sheep, he lie!"

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