Nursing Home

An  Indian family was considering putting their  Mooshum (grandfather)  in a nursing home.

All  the First Nation facilities were completely full so they had to  put him in an Italian home.

After a few weeks in  the Italian facility, they came to visit  Mooshum. "How do you like it  here?" asks the Grandson.
"It's wonderful.  Everyone here is so courteous  and respectful." says  Mooshum.

"We're  so happy for you. We were worried that this  was the wrong place for you. You know, since being Indian you are a little different  from everyone."
"Oh,  No. Let me tell you about how wonderfully   they  treat the residents." Mooshum says with a big smile.

"There's  a musician here, he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the  violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him  'Maestro'."

"There  is a judge in here, he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the  bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your  Honor'."

"There's  a dentist here, 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'."

"And  me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The F*****g Indian'."

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