The Wrong Answer!

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WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
    

HUSBAND:
    

 Definitely not!
    

WIFE:
    

 Why not - don't you like being married?
    

HUSBAND:
    

Of course I do.
    

WIFE:
    

 Then why wouldn't you remarry?
    

HUSBAND:
    

 Okay, I'd get married again.
    

WIFE:
    

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
    

HUSBAND:
    

 (Makes audible groan).
    

WIFE:
    

Would you live in our house?
    

HUSBAND:
    

 Sure, it's a great house.
    

WIFE:
    

 Would you sleep with her in our bed?
    

HUSBAND:
    

Where else would we sleep?
    

WIFE:
    

Would you let her drive my car?
    

HUSBAND:
    

Probably, it is almost new.
    

WIFE:
    

Would you replace my pictures with hers?
    

HUSBAND:
    

That would seem like the proper thing to do.
    

WIFE:
    

Would she use my golf clubs?
    

HUSBAND:
    

No, she's left-handed.
    

WIFE:
    

- silence - -
    

HUSBAND:
    

F * ck ....

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