The Miracle of toilet paper...

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
 husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
 telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
 toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'
 Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
 front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

 'How long will this take?' I asked.
 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

 I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
 between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?'

 Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?'

 He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw.

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