The father thought for a moment, then answered,
'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.' 'Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars', and then, ask your brother 'if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!'
The boy then went to his brother! and ! asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'
The boy replied, 'Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars............. but realistically,...... we're living with two sluts and a queer.'
Submitted by Phil Farmer
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