A Fart

A fart it is a pleasant thing 
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter, 
And suffocates the fleas.              

A fart can be quiet, 
A fart can be loud 
Some leave a powerful, 
Poisonous cloud. 

A fart can be short, 
Or a fart can be long, 
Some farts have been known, 
To sound like a song! 

A fart can create 
A most curious medley, 
A fart can be harmless, 
Or silent, and deadly. 

A fart might not smell, 
While others are vile, 
A fart may pass quickly, 
Or linger a while... 

A fart can occur 
In a number of places, 
And leave everyone there, 
With strange looks on their faces. 

From wide-open prairie, 
To inside an elevator, 
A fart will find all of 
Us sooner or later. 

But farts are all bad, 
Is simply not true - 
We must never forget... 
Sweet old farts like you!

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