"No Tommy, you must be polite and say that the bull is surprising the cow"!
Later Tommy runs in again, "mummy, the bull's surprising all the cows"!
"No Tommy, the bull can't surprise all the cows"!
"Yes he can, he's f**king the horse"!!!!
Submitted by Vincent Booth
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