We share the same probation officer.
My dog was humping his dog.
He dropped his rucksack on the tube and I helped him put the wires back.
It was just coincidence that our appointments at the STD clinic were on the same evening.
He used to date my daughter.
He used to date my ex-husband.
I bought him on EBay - he was part of a bulk lot.
I tripped over his guide dog.
In the newsagents, when I was buying Bunty and he was getting the last part of the ‘Serial Killers of the 20th Century’ partwork
Submitted by Angela Webb |
Previous | Next |  |
Got something funny in your inbox? Don't be selfish, share it with us now!
If you're single why not head over to office-dating.co.uk and see if your perfect partner is online right now! Don't waste your dinner time, become a lunchbreak lover now!
