Blonde Sales Girl

blond, blonde, chemist, cough, joke, laxative

The owner of the chemist shop walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the blonde sales girl: 'What's with the bloke over there by the wall?'

The blonde responds: 'Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative'

The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: 'You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!'

The blonde calmly responds: 'Of course you can!, Look at him, he's afraid to cough.'

Submitted by Phil Farmer
23 Jul, 2008

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