In the days before the pill, a young bride asked her gynecologist to recommend the best contraceptives.
He suggested she try withdrawal, douches and condoms.
Several years later, the woman was walking in a shopping mall with three young children when she happened to meet her old doctor.
''I see you didn't take my advice,'' he said, seeing the trio of youngsters.
''Oh, yes I did, doctor,'' she insisted.....
''Davy here was a pull out, Richard was a washout, and Megan was a blowout.''
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