Men and women are different in the morning.
The men wake up aroused in the morning. They can't help it. They just wake up and want you.
And the women are thinking, 'How can he want me the way I look in the morning?'
It's because they can't see you. They have no blood anywhere near their optic nerve.
Submitted by Stephen Devereau
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