Best Drunk Story

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a
corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table,
leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in
the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house
today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His
buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker
and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got
it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I
ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.


Submitted by Stephen Devereau
05 Sep, 2008


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By Pedro 05 Sep, 2008.
...and?

...so the drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says... "Grandpa, Go home, you're drunk."



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