Olympic Comments

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:  

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was    amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'  

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'  

4.  Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even
some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'  

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I
should think we can expect the same thing again.'  

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the oppositiondoesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces. '  

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the
British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.It's like they've got  eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'






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29 Aug, 2008

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Recycled Colemanballs. And Julian Dicks hasn't played soccer since 2002.

By areid 29 Aug, 2008.
"We know we have very few chances, but we have chances." Spain's Ricky Rubio looks for positives as his side prepare to face the United States for basketball gold.



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