Kids Are Quick!

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       TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.
       MARIA:       Here it is.
       TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?
      CLASS:        Maria.
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       TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
       JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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       TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
       GLENN:       'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
       TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
       GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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       TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
       DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
       TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
       DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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       TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
       WINNIE:     Me!
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       TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
       GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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       TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
       MILLIE:          I is . . . (at this point the teacher interrupted her . . . )
       TEACHER:      No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
       MILLIE:          All right . . .  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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       TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
       LOUIS:     Because George still had that doggoned axe in his hand.   
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       TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
       SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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       TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
       CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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       TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
       HAROLD:       A teacher 
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