A blonde was on vacation and driving through Darwin . Shedesperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes butwas very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle on prices'
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, Well then,maybe I'll just go out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pairof shoes for free'
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, 'Little lady, just go and give it a try'!
The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile!
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over tothe side of the bank where he spots the same young woman standing waistdeep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimming rapidly toward her.With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls itonto the slimy banks of the river. Lying nearby were 7 more of the deadcreatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank,watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the Croc
onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out.......
'SH!T, SH!T, SH!T, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO'
Submitted by chiefnut
