Four Married Men Playing Golf!

Four married Australian guys go golfing...
During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:

First Guy:   'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I'll paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second Guy:   'That's nothing,…… I had to promise my wife that I'll build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third Guy:   'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him,
'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?'

Fourth guy:
'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the ass and said: 'Golf course or intercourse?'
She said: 'Wear sun-block.'

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