Rent For Appartment

A businessman met  a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon  with her for 500. They did their thing, and, before  he left, he told her that he did not have any cash  with him, but he would have his secretary write  a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment  'RENT FOR  APARTMENT.'

On the  way to the office, he regretted what he had done,  realizing that the whole event had not been worth the  price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for 250  and enclose the following typed note:

'Dear  Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for 250 for rent of  your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed  upon, because when I rented the place, I was under  the impression that:

1 - it had  never been occupied;
2 - there was plenty of heat;  and
3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and  at home.

However, I  found out that it had been previously occupied, that  there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too  large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl  immediately returned the cheque for 250 with the  following note:

'Dear  Sir:
First, I cannot understand how you could expect  a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied  indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it,  if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the  space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if  you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do  not blame the management.

Please send the rent in  full or we will be forced to contact your  present landlady.

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