Rubber Gloves

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when
you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old
lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on
his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I
don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada
with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the
tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and
throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh,
well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate
portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. 'What's so funny?' he
asked 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' Gotta watch those
little old ladies! Their minds are always Working!


Submitted by Phil Farmer
12 Jul, 2008


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