A.A.A.D.D.

You decide to wash the car.As you start towards the garage, you notice that there is mail in the hall.

You decide to go through the mail before washing the car. You put your keys down on the hall table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin, and notice that the bin is full so, you decide to put the bills back down and take out the rubbish first.

But then you think "since I'm going near the post box to take out the rubbish, I'll pay the bills first". You get your cheque book and see that there is only 1 cheque left. The new cheque book is in the desk in the study, so you go to the desk where you find the cup of coffee you'd been drinking.

Looking for the chequebook, you must first move aside the coffee, so that you don't knock it over. Setting the coffee down on the filing cabinet, you find the reading glasses that you've been looking for all morning. You decide to put them back on the desk, but first you need to water the flowers.

You put the glasses back down on the filing cabinet, and go to the kitchen for water for the flowers, when you suddenly spot the TV remote, and as you'll be looking for this later and won't remember where it is, you decide to put it back where it belongs, but first you'll water the flowers.

You manage to spill some water on the floor while carrying it to the flowers so you out the remote down and get some cloths to mop up. Then you head off down the hall trying to remember what you were going to do.

At the end of the day - the car isn't washed. The bills aren't paid, there is a cold cup of coffee in the study, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only 1 cheque left in the book, you can't find the remote, you can't find your glasses and you don't remember what you did with the car keys

Then you try to work out why nothing got done all day and you're baffled because you know you were busy all day long and you're really tired!! DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR!!!!

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