A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions. Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, "Why do you love doing that?"
She replies: "Because I really miss mine".
Submitted by Phil Farmer
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