"I'd love to be a millionaire!" says the man. The wizard waves his hand over the man's wallet and claps - "Shazam! You've got ten millions pounds!"
"I'd probably go for a fancy car next ... " says the man. The wizard waves his hand over the man's drivers license - "Kazaam! There's a Bugatti waiting in the carpark for you!"
"I suppose the last thing would be a huge mansion or something" says the man. The wizard holds out his hands and waves them over the man's house keys. "Shazaam! You're neighbours aren't going to believe it - your house is now a palace, and the fountain in the front yard? That was my idea." says the wizard.
"Wow Wizard! You've changed my life! I don't know how I can thank you!" stutters the man.
"Well, you were right earlier - there is a catch. You have to let me bum you."
"Bum me? For ten million, a super-car and a palatial mansion? That's fine! Against this bridge?" blurts the man. The wizard duly mounts the man and starts thrusting away - to try and avoid the awkwardness, the wizard asks "Tell me, how old are you?"
"Thirty- two," says the man, grunting in pain.
"And you still believe in wizards?" replies the wizard, on the vinegar stroke.
Submitted by Neal Jones
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